entertaining lies

Rating: R
Summary: Carlton knows it's selfish of him, but he can't help but hope that Shawn never gains his sight back. For alli_bialystock  who wanted Insecure!Lassiter and a bit for myself who wanted to write something sappy and cliche.

Warning: Alternate universe. Sex in later chapters. Abuse of medical science by a journalist.

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.


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( "I know how people are, Shawn. You're no different." )

Rating: R (eventually)
Summary: Carlton knows it's selfish of him, but he can't help but hope that Shawn never gains his sight back. Foralli_bialystock who wanted Insecure!Lassiter and a bit for myself who wanted to write something sappy and cliche.
Warning: Alternate universe. Sex in later chapters. Abuse of medical science by a not-a-doctor.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four

( Carlton returns to his bed and spends the next fours hours trying not to cry out and curse God for turning him into a monster. )

Rating: G
Summary: Psych Christmas fic. Carlton is prepared to spend Christmas evening alone at the office when he finds mysterious package on his desk. Three guesses as to who it is from.
Warning: See, Santa? No bad language or sex here.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue

( "TEAM SHASSIE KICKS ASSIE" )

Rating: PG
Summary: Carlton seeks advice about Shawn from the man who knows him best: Burton Guster.
Warning: Do poor attempts at humor count? Mention of death, drugs.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.
( "I don't know!" Gus said flustered. "Shawn annoys you. You may be sleeping with him, but marriage? After your last one, I thought you'd be through with marriage." )

Title: Quiet
Rating: PG
Summary: Carlton knows the best way to shut a snarky Shawn up
Warning: Not much here.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

 ( There were only three ways to get Shawn Spencer to shut up. )

Title: Fake Ears Fight Social Awkwardness
Rating: G
Summary: Carlton's willing to put up with a lot of things to make Shawn happy. But no where on that list of things are skirts and body paint. A Psych Halloween party fic.
Warning: The following is the result of letting me write without obsessively editing. My first 24-hour fic challenge! Un-betaed. For spiro_fly, who wanted Shawn and Carlton in couples costumes.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.
( "I will not wear a golden bikini, Shawn." )

Rating: G
Summary: Shawn knows how to recognize an Angry Carlton, a Nervous Carlton and a Bored Carlton.
Warnings: Unbeta-ed.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.


( Shawn knew all of the Head Detective’s tics. No matter how stoic Lassiter tried to appear to the rest of the world, Shawn could pinpoint his true mood in an instant. )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When psychic detective Shawn Spencer witnesses a murder and starts receiving horrifying threats from the killer, Carlton Lassiter is assigned to protect him. Too bad Shawn doesn't really want him hanging around. Lassie's a great detective, but his uptight, by-the-books policing is really cramping Shawn's style (and this is one case he'd like to solve before someone gets hurt). Can Carlton, Shawn and Gus find the killer before he strikes? Or will the killer find them?
Warnings: Violence. Murder. Language.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.
( There were many things in his life that Shawn Spencer wished he'd had the ability to unsee. )

Rating: PG-13
Summery: I've finally attempted the iPod shuffle challenge. Ten songs. Ten drabbles involving our favorite pseudo-psychic and uptight detective.
Warning: Mild language. Mentions of sex. And in order to follow the rules, not all of the drabbles are finished. Drabble rules are below the cut.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue

( "Hey, Carly. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?" )

Rating: PG
Summary: Pigs are evil. If you take nothing else from this story, take that. Poor Lassie learns the hard way, but luckily for him, Shawn's there to make things better. Chocolate-covered pineapple pieces to whomever gets the title reference.
Warnings: None that I can think of.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.
( “Lassie, the pigs have been framed!” )