entertaining lies

Rating: PG
Word count: 411
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em; I just play with them.


( Yunho signs with the rhythm of a dancer. )

Beta: ligerliger
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Jung Yunho agrees to be Jaejoong's servant for a month in exchange for repair of his father's expensive gold watch, Jaejoong doesn't see any way he can lose. It's a month of free labor and a chance to play matchmaker between the popular boy and his best friend, who's been harboring a years-long crush. But the more time that Jaejoong spends with Yunho, the more he realizes what his friend sees in him. And soon, Jaejoong realizes that Yunho is something he'd rather keep for himself.
Warnings: Sex, alcohol use by minors (the horror!), sad Jaejoong D=
Author's note: Written for brownbox72 as part of the 2012 JaeHo Exchange! =D

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four


( "Well, it can't be both. Were you mean to Yunho? Are we going to have to start planning once-a-month field trips for him, too?" )

Beta: ligerliger
Rating: NC-17
Summary: When Jung Yunho agrees to be Jaejoong's servant for a month in exchange for repair of his father's expensive gold watch, Jaejoong doesn't see any way he can lose. It's a month of free labor and a chance to play matchmaker between the popular boy and his best friend, who's been harboring a years-long crush. But the more time that Jaejoong spends with Yunho, the more he realizes what his friend sees in him. And soon, Jaejoong realizes that Yunho is something he'd rather keep for himself.
Warnings: Sex, alcohol use by minors (the horror!), sad Jaejoong D=
Author's note: Written for brownbox72 as part of the 2012 JaeHo Exchange! =D

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four



( "I wish I had someone to buy jewelry for this Christmas," Junsu mumbled, his gaze floating back to Yunho across the cafeteria.  )

Summary: Jaejoong comforts Yunho following his “injury”
Rating: G
Warning: None
Disclaimer: The TVXQ members belong to themselves. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( “So,” Jaejoong started again. “You never answered my question. Any trouble getting it up?” )

Rating: G-R
Summary: A collection of drabbles and requests I've filled for Tumblr followers. Most were written on the spur of the moment, so please forgive quick plots, little to no backstory and casual prose.
Warning: Drabbles will be labeled with an individual warning.
Disclaimer: The TVXQ members belong to themselves. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( Three more JaeMin, a MinSu and a YooMin. )

Rating: G
Summary: A collection of drabbles and requests I've filled for Tumblr followers. Most were written on the spur of the moment, so please forgive quick plots, little to no backstory and casual prose.
Warning: Drabbles will be labeled with an individual warning.
Disclaimer: The TVXQ members belong to themselves. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( A YooSu, two JaeMin, one 2U and a YunJae )

Rating: G
Summary: "This is the worst holiday ever." Day 5 of Snow Globes for Christmas.
Warning: Not one I can think of.
Disclaimer: I can't even afford all the DVDs. =(
( Carlton tried to wave him away, but the fever had drained much of his strength. "Leave me alone. I can barely tolerate you when I'm well." )

Rating: G
Summary: Nothing says Christmas like blinking electric lights. Day 4 of Snow Globes for Christmas.
Warning: Not one I can think of.
Disclaimer: I can't even afford all the DVDs. =(

( Carlton could have done without the waving snowman and the dancing elves. The lights decorating the roof were nice, he'd admit, but he certainly was not about to tolerate the 6-foot-inflatable snow globe that sat in the center of his lawn. )

Rating: G
Summary: All kids love Santa. And Carlton did used to be a kid. Day 3 of Snow Globes for Christmas.
Warning: Not one I can think of.
Disclaimer: I can't even afford all the DVDs. =(

( “Did you ever believe in Santa?” )

Rating: G
Summary: Junsu helps Yunho to believe. Day 1 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi
Warning: A bit church-y, but nothing too blasphemous and or preachy. It just takes place in a church
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.

( This Junsu is practically glowing in the front of the church as he sings songs of a guiding star and a child's birth. )