entertaining lies

Rating: R
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em; I just play with them.


( Yunho blushed and his fingers gripped the leather armrest of the couch tighter )

Rating: PG
Word count: 411
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em; I just play with them.


( Yunho signs with the rhythm of a dancer. )

Summary Jaejoong once said in a television interview that he'd kidnap his lover if he couldn't get to them. Guess what that means for Yunho? For annasworld.
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Disclaimer: The TVXQ members belong to themselves. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( “Look, I’m sorry,” he began babbling. “I’m sorry I haven’t called. I’m sorry I haven’t been able to see you. I’m busy, you’re busy. Please, you understand, yes?” )

Rating: G-R
Summary: A collection of drabbles and requests I've filled for Tumblr followers. Most were written on the spur of the moment, so please forgive quick plots, little to no backstory and casual prose.
Warning: Drabbles will be labeled with an individual warning.
Disclaimer: The TVXQ members belong to themselves. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( Three more JaeMin, a MinSu and a YooMin. )

Rating: G
Summary: AU in which Yunho is a priest and Jaejoong is his secret lover. Sappy, sappy, sappy. What's worse? I got the inspiration for this fic while watching the episode of Golden Girls where Dorothy is interested in a Catholic priest. ... Don't judge me!
Warning: Topic has the potential to be a bit blasphemous, I'll admit, but there's nothing too bad. Lots of mention of religion and God, though. If you don't like that in your fanfic, I understand.
Disclaimer: Jaejoong and Yunho belong to each other. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( “I can destroy your life, Yunho-yah. If anyone in the diocese—fuck, if anyone in the parish found out, you’d be excommunicated. They’d shun you and cast you to hell.” )

Rating: G
Summary: Jaejoong and Yoochun share a drink. Day 6 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi
Warning: A brief mention of the lawsuit.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.
( "If you weren't with me…" Jaejoong lets the sentence trail off as if even he doesn't know what would have happened to him without the other. )

Rating: PG
Summary: Changmin gives the best gifts ever. Day 5 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi!
Warning: Boys kissing boys.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.

( Junsu is a master gift wrapper. All the boys agree his technique is amazing. The paper's always wrinkle-free and all of his corners are sharp and crisp.  )

Rating: PG
Summary: Third and next-to-last installment of Stripper!Jae and businessman Yunho. Yunho's a lot more observant that Jaejoong gave him credit for.
Warning: Angst.
Disclaimer: Jaejoong and Yunho belong to each other. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

run away with me (part i) | and let me be (part ii)

( "I may not know stupid random facts about you, but I know you. Who you are. That's what matters." )

Rating: G
Summary: All kids love Santa. And Carlton did used to be a kid. Day 3 of Snow Globes for Christmas.
Warning: Not one I can think of.
Disclaimer: I can't even afford all the DVDs. =(

( “Did you ever believe in Santa?” )