entertaining lies

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself.
Warning: Mentions of child abuse and use of coarse language.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | [bonus] | chapter nine | chapter ten


( "My goal is to get shot 10 times, thereby giving me more street cred than 50 Cent."  )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself.
Warning: Mentions of child abuse and use of coarse language.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | [bonus] | chapter nine | chapter ten


( "My Shawny's a good kid, detective, but he's very confused right now. I certainly wouldn't want someone like you sniffing after him." )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself.
Warning: Mentions of child abuse and use of coarse language.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

Chapter Warning: This chapter mentions brief but specific details of sexual abuse of a minor by an adult.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | [bonus] | chapter nine | chapter ten


( "Really?" Shawn asked casually. "What if I say I knew that Stiles was like that all along?" )

Rating: G
Summary: "This is the worst holiday ever." Day 5 of Snow Globes for Christmas.
Warning: Not one I can think of.
Disclaimer: I can't even afford all the DVDs. =(
( Carlton tried to wave him away, but the fever had drained much of his strength. "Leave me alone. I can barely tolerate you when I'm well." )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself.
Warning: Mentions of child abuse and use of coarse language. And because it should be mentioned, this story obviously takes place before Season 5's Shules relationship.

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | [bonus] | chapter nine | chapter ten

( Shawn smiled. "No worries, man. My buddy and I aren't here to cause any trouble. To be honest, we're actually uh—how do you guys put it?— we're all friends of Pee-Wee Herman." )

Rating: G
Summary: Bellringer!Shawn has to do something to keep himself entertained on the job. Thank god for handsome men with short tempers. Day 2 of Snow Globes for Christmas.
Warning: Not one I can think of.
Disclaimer: I can't even afford all the DVDs. =(

( Shawn pointed to the red kettle in front of him and jingled his bell. "The poor don't need pennies," Shawn said cheekily. "And Santa doesn't like cheapskates." )

Rating: G to R (...maybe.)
Summary: Christmas carols and nightmare inducing souvenirs: There's nothing like Christmas with Shawn and Lassiter. Twelve Christmas songs and 12 Christmas drabbles. Have a happy holiday!
Warning: Canon-established relationships? Just a minor inconvenience. Drabbles are not interconnected, so feel free to skip around. Songs open in new window.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

( Twelve stories of Santa Barbara's head detective and his favorite psychic as they celebrate the holiday season.  )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself.
Warning: Mentions of child abuse and use of coarse language. And because it should be mentioned, this story obviously takes place before Season 5's Shules relationship.

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | [bonus] | chapter nine | chapter ten

( "I'd just like to go on record saying I'm extremely uncomfortable with every aspect of this investigation. I think I need a shower." )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: Things don't end well.
Warning: Character death

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

( He cannot tell which way holds air(life) and which way holds water(death). )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are rules to this whole morning-after thing. Carlton has no idea what they are, but Shawn's willing to fill him in. For deathsecretary.
Prompt: "It's too early for pants."
Warning: Pointless fluff. Brief mention of sex, but nothing too graphic.

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.


( Carlton knows people find him to be rather awkward. Sex and nakedness don't help to alleviate the situation. )