entertaining lies

Rating: R
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em; I just play with them.



( "If you want to fuck yourself so badly, go jack off." )

Rating: PG
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em; I just play with them.


( "Why didn’t you love me before?" )

Rating: G
Summary: Junsu wouldn't need to suffer so if Changmin weren't so slow and if certain hyungs didn't suck so bad at giving advice. For timorousbeastie. Awkward, teenage first-love TVXQ for the win!
Warning: Nope. Nothing.
Disclaimer: The TVXQ members belong to themselves. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( "Have you heard Junsu's craptastic new song?" Changmin asked when he barged in on Jaejoong in the bath. )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself.
Warning: Mentions of child abuse and use of coarse language.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | [bonus] | chapter nine | chapter ten


( "Oh, Shawny," he said as he turned away and headed for his bookshelf. "I can't believe you're still this easy. )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself.
Warning: Mentions of child abuse and use of coarse language. And because it should be mentioned, this story obviously takes place before Season 5's Shules relationship.

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | [bonus] | chapter nine | chapter ten

( "I'd just like to go on record saying I'm extremely uncomfortable with every aspect of this investigation. I think I need a shower." )

Rating: G
Summary: Yunho isn't perfect. And that's what Jaejoong loves about him.
Warning: Sappy. Written for Tumblr request. (Things written on Tumblr will not go through my normal, nit-picky editing process)
Disclaimer: Jaejoong and Yunho belong to each other. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( Yunho is perfect because Jaejoong says he is. )

Rating: PG-13
Summary: When a former partner of Henry's comes under investigation, Shawn will do anything to get assigned to the case. Turns out, he's not interested in helping an old family friend; he's out to protect himself.
Warning: Mentions of child abuse and use of coarse language.

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.

chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four | chapter five | chapter six | chapter seven | chapter eight | [bonus] | chapter nine | chapter ten


( "Chief, with all due respect, I think I can provide some insight into this case that you don't have." )

Rating: R
Summary: Carlton knows it's selfish of him, but he can't help but hope that Shawn never gains his sight back. For alli_bialystock  who wanted Insecure!Lassiter and a bit for myself who wanted to write something sappy and cliche.

Warning: Alternate universe. Sex in later chapters. Abuse of medical science by a journalist.

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.


chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four

( "Do you believe those things? When you look at yourself—yourself, not your face—do you believe all those things to be true? Because if you do," Shawn continues before Carlton can answer, "I'll let you get back to work and I'll never bother you again."  )

Rating: R (eventually)

Summary: Carlton knows it's selfish of him, but he can't help but hope that Shawn never gains his sight back. Foralli_bialystock who wanted Insecure!Lassiter and a bit for myself who wanted to write something sappy and cliche.

Warning: Alternate universe. Sex in later chapters. Abuse of medical science by a journalist.

Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.


chapter one | chapter two | chapter three | chapter four

( "I know what you're going to say. 'Shawn's a good guy. A real friend won't care about something so shallow. People are nicer than I think.' I've heard it all before and it's all a bunch a bullshit." )

Title: Fake Ears Fight Social Awkwardness
Rating: G
Summary: Carlton's willing to put up with a lot of things to make Shawn happy. But no where on that list of things are skirts and body paint. A Psych Halloween party fic.
Warning: The following is the result of letting me write without obsessively editing. My first 24-hour fic challenge! Un-betaed. For spiro_fly, who wanted Shawn and Carlton in couples costumes.
Disclaimer: Psych and all related characters are the property of USA Networks and a bunch of other people in suits. Please don't sue.
( "I will not wear a golden bikini, Shawn." )