entertaining lies

Rating: PG
Word count: 411
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em; I just play with them.


( Yunho signs with the rhythm of a dancer. )

Summary: Jaejoong comforts Yunho following his “injury”
Rating: G
Warning: None
Disclaimer: The TVXQ members belong to themselves. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( “So,” Jaejoong started again. “You never answered my question. Any trouble getting it up?” )

Rating: G
Summary: Junsu wouldn't need to suffer so if Changmin weren't so slow and if certain hyungs didn't suck so bad at giving advice. For timorousbeastie. Awkward, teenage first-love TVXQ for the win!
Warning: Nope. Nothing.
Disclaimer: The TVXQ members belong to themselves. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( "Have you heard Junsu's craptastic new song?" Changmin asked when he barged in on Jaejoong in the bath. )

Rating: G
Summary: AU in which Yunho is a priest and Jaejoong is his secret lover. Sappy, sappy, sappy. What's worse? I got the inspiration for this fic while watching the episode of Golden Girls where Dorothy is interested in a Catholic priest. ... Don't judge me!
Warning: Topic has the potential to be a bit blasphemous, I'll admit, but there's nothing too bad. Lots of mention of religion and God, though. If you don't like that in your fanfic, I understand.
Disclaimer: Jaejoong and Yunho belong to each other. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( “I can destroy your life, Yunho-yah. If anyone in the diocese—fuck, if anyone in the parish found out, you’d be excommunicated. They’d shun you and cast you to hell.” )

Rating: G
Summary: "This is the worst holiday ever." Day 5 of Snow Globes for Christmas.
Warning: Not one I can think of.
Disclaimer: I can't even afford all the DVDs. =(
( Carlton tried to wave him away, but the fever had drained much of his strength. "Leave me alone. I can barely tolerate you when I'm well." )

Rating: G
Summary: Don't come crying to Changmin when you lose an eyeball. Day 4 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi!
Warning: Nothing I can think of...
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.

( "Are you crazy? Don't get too close to that thing," Changmin warned, pulling Yunho back. "It could peck out one of your eyes or something." )

Rating: G
Summary: Yoochun's not that picky. He just doesn't want his tree to be too short, too smelly or look like a penis. Day 3 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi!
Warning: A touch of angst and mention of Yoochun's parents divorce.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.
( "I'll be your appa if you want, Yoochun." )

Rating: PG
Summary: Spoiler alert: They never do find Yunho's head. Day 2 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi
Warning: Boys kissing boys, but that's nothing new around here.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.

( “Hyung, I didn’t eat your stupid Yunho.” )

Rating: G
Summary: Yunho is a slow learner.
Warning: Sappy. Written in about an hour for Tumblr. (Things written on Tumblr will not go through my normal, nit-picky editing process)
Disclaimer: Jaejoong and Yunho belong to each other. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( Yunho would give up the very air from his lungs if Jaejoong needed it. He’d offer up the blood in his veins for the man. )

Rating: G
Summary: A dinner with YunJae starts with a punch to the face and ends with rings made out of plastic. For guirotic
Warning: Sappy. Written for Tumblr request. (Things written on Tumblr will not go through my normal, nit-picky editing process.) Read the outtake here.
Disclaimer: Jaejoong and Yunho belong to each other. All other rights belong to S.M. Entertainment, Avex, C-JeS and Time Warner Entertainment.

( Yunho winced as he poked the part of his cheek directly under his eye. “I never thought you’d punch me.” )