Fic: "Ho!Ho!ShinKi!: Gingerbread," TVXQ/DBSK/Tohoshinki

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Rating: PG
Summary: Spoiler alert: They never do find Yunho's head. Day 2 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi
Warning: Boys kissing boys, but that's nothing new around here.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.


“What the hell did you do to Yunho?” Jaejoong asked the Dong Bang Shin Ki maknae in a huff.

“What are you talking about?” Changmin replied with a sigh. It was late, he was hungry and he had no time to be dealing with his loony hyung’s accusations.

“Yunho,” Jaejoong repeated. “His head is missing and I’m thinking you had something to do with it.”

“Again, I ask” Changmin said turning his back on Jaejoong and digging through the kitchen pantry for a snack. “What are you talking about?”

Jaejoong whipped Changmin around and pointed toward the countertop. Sitting on a shiny cookie sheet was a Gingerbread Yoochun (who was holding hands with a Gingerbread Junsu), a Gingerbread Jaejoong with a full head of gingerbread hair, a Gingerbread Changmin with two mismatched dots for eyes and a Gingerbread Yunho.

At least, Changmin assumed it the cookie was Yunho. Gingerbread Yunho appeared to be missing his gingerbread head.

“Someone took a bite out of my Yunho cookie, and I’m thinking that someone was you.”

Changmin answered with a shake of his head. “It wasn’t me, hyung,” he said with a smirk. “I would have finished the rest.”

“This isn’t funny, Changmin-ah. I wanted to surprise you all with a special Christmas dessert. Now I have to give Yunho a headless gingerbread man.”

“Just make another one.”

“I don’t have time,” Jaejoong whined.

“Then just make another head.”

“I should just give him your cookie.”

“Then what’ll I eat?” Changmin asked, peeved.

“You just can finish the rest of Yunho’s.”

“Hyung, I didn’t eat your stupid Yunho.” Changmin smiled mischievously as an idea struck him. “And I can prove it.”

Changmin grabbed the older man by the collar and pressed his lips roughly to his. Jaejoong gasped in surprise as his dongsaeng thrust into his mouth and slid his tongue along his. Changmin tasted deliciously sweet. Like a mixture of sugar and spearmint gum.

And definitely not like a gingerbread cookie.

Changmin released Jaejoong just as abruptly as he had grabbed him. He ran his hand over his mouth and smiled smugly.

“Changmin…” the eldest began.

Changmin cut him off. “I didn’t eat Yunho, hyung. I didn’t eat him and you’re going to give me Gingerbread Me at dinner. Deal?”

Jaejoong stared blankly at the younger man for a few seconds, before giving his head a slight shake. “I’m not sure, Minnie-ah,” he murmured. “I’m still not entirely convinced you didn’t eat my cookie.”

Changmin smirked as his hyung licked his lips hungrily.

They never did find out what happened to Gingerbread Yunho’s head.


A/N: Poor, poor Gingerman!Yunho

...I really want a cookie right now. =/

Comments

[hhazellee.livejournal.com]

omo, naughty minnie caught his hyung off guard ;)
and sorry, i ate gingerbread!Yunho :3 *runs*

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

*gasp* Cookie eater! ... That's okay, tho. It was Yunho and it was baked by Jaejoong so it was probably irresistible!

Thanks for commenting! =D

[cassaria.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna guess that Changmin ate Gingerbread!Yunho's head and then popped some spearmint gum to get rid of the taste....all part of an elaborate plan to get Jaejoong riled up and then kiss the living daylights out of him. xD I want to believe that Changmin is deliciously evil like that.

ORRR Yunho was feeling hungry and decided to eat his own head and save the rest for later. I dunno.

Thanks for the cute story!!

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

I like deliciously evil Changmin. ;)

Thank you for commenting!

[dulanis.livejournal.com]

Ho ho ho Minnie is feeling naughty, and Jae???? Bad influence on baby Min. Nice story. Love it.

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I feel like JaeMin is just a big ball of bad influence. The thing is, I can't tell who's influencing whom. =D

[dulanis.livejournal.com]

IKR. I think it's Min influencing Jae..... ;)

[snow-meow.livejournal.com]

ROFL

I am sure Changmin ate it without a doubt. ^_~

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

I dunno...he did say he would have finished the cookie. ;)

[marsheumallow.livejournal.com]

omg i love this :'3

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[samikitty.livejournal.com]

poor, poor gingerbread!yunho... headless for all time! (poor real!yunho too if he has to get a decapitated version of himself at dinner when everyone else gets a whole cookie. hahahahaha.)

this ficlet is all warm and fluffy-making~~~~ *^_^*

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

Awww...now I have this mental image of sad Yunho looking down at the decapitated version of his cookie self.

Thanks for reading!

[izanamiwiles.livejournal.com]

Aww that's sooo cute and fits Christmas mood perfectly! Moreover when listening to "Winter Rose" in the background ^^
THANK YOU FOR WRITING AND SHARING THIS <3 <3 <3
*Big Gingerbread Yunho hugsssssssssssssss*
=^^=

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

Thank you for reading! *gives you cookie jar full of TVXQ gingerbread men*

[sitty1232.livejournal.com]

maybe YunHo was excited that he actually ate the gingerbread him? hahah

Minnie, that was the best way to prove yourself! xD

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

All the boys say Minnie is the smartest. =P

Thanks for reading!

[chloe1910.livejournal.com]

LOL! Poor gingerbread Yunho!!

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

I know, but I bet that head was delicious. =P Thanks for reading!

[whatifgirl86.livejournal.com]

Cute and funny:D

Changmin does make a valid point though, I doubt he would be able to only eat the head and not the rest. He's too cute with his need to get his 'self' cookie. Wonder how much proof Jaejoong needs in order to believe Changmin;D

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I think the more proof that Jae needs, the more interesting things will get. ;)

[jaceni.livejournal.com]

Awesome! Loved the jaemin interaction here. :D So glad I didn't have to wait for it and that it was the second in your series. ^___^ Omo, I want to know what happened after you ended it! XD Changmin was hilarious with what he said after the kiss. XD Haha, figures he wanted his cookie whole. XD I serious wonder who bit Yunho's head off. XD

Awe, I wanna a cookie too. :(

And yay for the kiss! Thanks so much for writing this. ^___^

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

Thank you for reading! *gives you cookie TVXQ*

And I'm afraid the mystery of the decapitation of poor Gingerbread Yunho may forever be unsolved. =(

[championmugger.livejournal.com]

Just started reading this, it's so cute! :D Gingerbread Yunho! I would totally buy a set of it for christmas if they have it on sale. Even if it's headless. XD

And I wonder if Jae bite off the head on purpose now. :P They're such cuties, XD

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

Headless DBSK cookies? I bet they'd still sell. XD

Thanks for reading!

[vhii1217.livejournal.com]

so cute! gingerbread!shinki will conquer the world with their utter adorableness.

gingerbread changmin and gingerbread jaejoong should also be holding hands or k.i.s.s.i.n.g.g.g like gingey!yoochun and gingey!junsu.

wish yunho found his gingey head soon.

thank you for warming my day :)

[pazz-and-jop.livejournal.com]

Gingerbread!shinki! I like that! The best gingerbread!shinki! would have to be the Tri-Angle-era!shinki! Changmin's hair as a cookie would just be AMAZING!

Thank you for the awesome comment! =D