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Summary: Spoiler alert: They never do find Yunho's head. Day 2 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi
Warning: Boys kissing boys, but that's nothing new around here.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.
“What the hell did you do to Yunho?” Jaejoong asked the Dong Bang Shin Ki maknae in a huff.
“What are you talking about?” Changmin replied with a sigh. It was late, he was hungry and he had no time to be dealing with his loony hyung’s accusations.
“Yunho,” Jaejoong repeated. “His head is missing and I’m thinking you had something to do with it.”
“Again, I ask” Changmin said turning his back on Jaejoong and digging through the kitchen pantry for a snack. “What are you talking about?”
Jaejoong whipped Changmin around and pointed toward the countertop. Sitting on a shiny cookie sheet was a Gingerbread Yoochun (who was holding hands with a Gingerbread Junsu), a Gingerbread Jaejoong with a full head of gingerbread hair, a Gingerbread Changmin with two mismatched dots for eyes and a Gingerbread Yunho.
At least, Changmin assumed it the cookie was Yunho. Gingerbread Yunho appeared to be missing his gingerbread head.
“Someone took a bite out of my Yunho cookie, and I’m thinking that someone was you.”
Changmin answered with a shake of his head. “It wasn’t me, hyung,” he said with a smirk. “I would have finished the rest.”
“This isn’t funny, Changmin-ah. I wanted to surprise you all with a special Christmas dessert. Now I have to give Yunho a headless gingerbread man.”
“Just make another one.”
“I don’t have time,” Jaejoong whined.
“Then just make another head.”
“I should just give him your cookie.”
“Then what’ll I eat?” Changmin asked, peeved.
“You just can finish the rest of Yunho’s.”
“Hyung, I didn’t eat your stupid Yunho.” Changmin smiled mischievously as an idea struck him. “And I can prove it.”
Changmin grabbed the older man by the collar and pressed his lips roughly to his. Jaejoong gasped in surprise as his dongsaeng thrust into his mouth and slid his tongue along his. Changmin tasted deliciously sweet. Like a mixture of sugar and spearmint gum.
And definitely not like a gingerbread cookie.
Changmin released Jaejoong just as abruptly as he had grabbed him. He ran his hand over his mouth and smiled smugly.
“Changmin…” the eldest began.
Changmin cut him off. “I didn’t eat Yunho, hyung. I didn’t eat him and you’re going to give me Gingerbread Me at dinner. Deal?”
Jaejoong stared blankly at the younger man for a few seconds, before giving his head a slight shake. “I’m not sure, Minnie-ah,” he murmured. “I’m still not entirely convinced you didn’t eat my cookie.”
Changmin smirked as his hyung licked his lips hungrily.
They never did find out what happened to Gingerbread Yunho’s head.
A/N: Poor, poor Gingerman!Yunho
...I really want a cookie right now. =/
Summary: Spoiler alert: They never do find Yunho's head. Day 2 of Ho!Ho!ShinKi
Warning: Boys kissing boys, but that's nothing new around here.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, we'd all be getting a reunion concert for Christmas.
“What the hell did you do to Yunho?” Jaejoong asked the Dong Bang Shin Ki maknae in a huff.
“What are you talking about?” Changmin replied with a sigh. It was late, he was hungry and he had no time to be dealing with his loony hyung’s accusations.
“Yunho,” Jaejoong repeated. “His head is missing and I’m thinking you had something to do with it.”
“Again, I ask” Changmin said turning his back on Jaejoong and digging through the kitchen pantry for a snack. “What are you talking about?”
Jaejoong whipped Changmin around and pointed toward the countertop. Sitting on a shiny cookie sheet was a Gingerbread Yoochun (who was holding hands with a Gingerbread Junsu), a Gingerbread Jaejoong with a full head of gingerbread hair, a Gingerbread Changmin with two mismatched dots for eyes and a Gingerbread Yunho.
At least, Changmin assumed it the cookie was Yunho. Gingerbread Yunho appeared to be missing his gingerbread head.
“Someone took a bite out of my Yunho cookie, and I’m thinking that someone was you.”
Changmin answered with a shake of his head. “It wasn’t me, hyung,” he said with a smirk. “I would have finished the rest.”
“This isn’t funny, Changmin-ah. I wanted to surprise you all with a special Christmas dessert. Now I have to give Yunho a headless gingerbread man.”
“Just make another one.”
“I don’t have time,” Jaejoong whined.
“Then just make another head.”
“I should just give him your cookie.”
“Then what’ll I eat?” Changmin asked, peeved.
“You just can finish the rest of Yunho’s.”
“Hyung, I didn’t eat your stupid Yunho.” Changmin smiled mischievously as an idea struck him. “And I can prove it.”
Changmin grabbed the older man by the collar and pressed his lips roughly to his. Jaejoong gasped in surprise as his dongsaeng thrust into his mouth and slid his tongue along his. Changmin tasted deliciously sweet. Like a mixture of sugar and spearmint gum.
And definitely not like a gingerbread cookie.
Changmin released Jaejoong just as abruptly as he had grabbed him. He ran his hand over his mouth and smiled smugly.
“Changmin…” the eldest began.
Changmin cut him off. “I didn’t eat Yunho, hyung. I didn’t eat him and you’re going to give me Gingerbread Me at dinner. Deal?”
Jaejoong stared blankly at the younger man for a few seconds, before giving his head a slight shake. “I’m not sure, Minnie-ah,” he murmured. “I’m still not entirely convinced you didn’t eat my cookie.”
Changmin smirked as his hyung licked his lips hungrily.
They never did find out what happened to Gingerbread Yunho’s head.
A/N: Poor, poor Gingerman!Yunho
...I really want a cookie right now. =/
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